Urban Jungle

It really is, and populated by all sorts of wild creatures. One of those creatures lives, as you know, in my apartment. I'm taking the day off on Friday to get geared up for what I'd like to call The Great Mouse Hunt, 2005. It is going to be an exciting thrill-ride of a hunt. I've already taken my malaria pills, hired a driver for the Land Rover, and am interviewing guides later this afternoon. I have to go to Orvis to return my pith helmet -- it is a bit small -- and to procure a tasteful safari jacket. I also need to find a good source for ammo in the city. I can see that mouse tied to the hood of the Rover already.