Tuesday, May 24, 2005

The Real Story

I will love you if your arms are strong, like a man's!
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Let me test your strength!
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Ha, ha, ha! You lose. Strong black woman, indeed!
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I will pee on your couch to mark my victorious territory!
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Also, I need to laugh in your face!
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Yes, yes! These arms are firm, and have the power to make me straight! Ha-ha-ha!
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5 Comments:

Blogger cokey said...

We all know Tom Cruise is crazy and in denial about his sexuality but what is wrong with that dumb biatch Katie Holmes? Everytime you see her she looks like "okay, tom. The joke is over can we stop now"
She must not have any good girlfriends to slap some sense into her.

12:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jen! I have been living under a rock but I had no idea there were rumors of TC being gay! Either way, this is clearly a promotional tactic to catapult KH into real celebrity. So far, no good.

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, are you from Ohio or Illinois?

10:26 AM  
Blogger olive said...

Hey, "anonymous"! I assume it's you, TC. I was born and raised in that cultural mecca, Cincinnati (or, as we natives like to say, The 'Nati), but I did my real college growing up in Chicago. I went to U of Chicago undergrad and stayed there until we met up at grad school in VA.

As much as I complained about C'ville when I was there, I am sorely missing it now. Remember my farm house, the great porch, the horses? Now, I have a vermin-infested apartment, no porch and mice. I'm just saying.

11:57 PM  
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