Tuesday, May 24, 2005

The Real Story

I will love you if your arms are strong, like a man's!
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Let me test your strength!
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Ha, ha, ha! You lose. Strong black woman, indeed!
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I will pee on your couch to mark my victorious territory!
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Also, I need to laugh in your face!
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Yes, yes! These arms are firm, and have the power to make me straight! Ha-ha-ha!
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3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jen! I have been living under a rock but I had no idea there were rumors of TC being gay! Either way, this is clearly a promotional tactic to catapult KH into real celebrity. So far, no good.

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, are you from Ohio or Illinois?

10:26 AM  
Blogger Sisters with Letters said...

Hey, "anonymous"! I assume it's you, TC. I was born and raised in that cultural mecca, Cincinnati (or, as we natives like to say, The 'Nati), but I did my real college growing up in Chicago. I went to U of Chicago undergrad and stayed there until we met up at grad school in VA.

As much as I complained about C'ville when I was there, I am sorely missing it now. Remember my farm house, the great porch, the horses? Now, I have a vermin-infested apartment, no porch and mice. I'm just saying.

11:57 PM  

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