Oxycodone for Everyone!

So, here are some interesting things about being in the hospital:

1. It kind of smells. It's like a combination of Lysol and pee.

2. Nurses are nice. I think. I'm not sure. I was pretty high most of the time.

3. You can get pneumonia just from not moving! Who knew?

4. Cartoon Network is on basic cable which is good, because 20 minutes of story line is all you can take when you're high on morphine.

5. Personal dignity is easy to put aside. Especially when you can't walk ... to the bathrooom ... by yourself.

6. Oxycodone? I understand, Rush. I do.

7. Oxycodone? It makes you buy things you shouldn't:


Let's not even talk about the price paid. Rather, let's discuss appropriate names for this cutie-pie. Choices to date are:

- Wilona (ala Good Times)
- D.W.
- Imogene (after the fabulous Imogene Coca, obviously)
- Odette
- Violet

I'm open to suggesetions.