Boo hoo
Math is hard! Hard!
Thank you, ExplodingDog.com. That is an accurate representation of the difficulties of math.
So, my boss? She's pregnant. This wouldn't matter, except I like her and want to make a present for her. Why did I tell everyone else in my office that I was making a quilt for her? Well, because I can. Why did I show them the picture of what I planned to make? Because I am a Fool, Fool, Fool. I cannot do it. I have a B.A. and M.A. from the University of Chicago. I have an MBA and a JD from the University of Virginia. How come I cain't figger out how many squares I get out of an 18 x 20 fabric quarter? Boo. Sad.
Maybe I shouldn't drink while I'm kalkyoolatin' and cipherin'. Hmm ...
Thank you, ExplodingDog.com. That is an accurate representation of the difficulties of math.
So, my boss? She's pregnant. This wouldn't matter, except I like her and want to make a present for her. Why did I tell everyone else in my office that I was making a quilt for her? Well, because I can. Why did I show them the picture of what I planned to make? Because I am a Fool, Fool, Fool. I cannot do it. I have a B.A. and M.A. from the University of Chicago. I have an MBA and a JD from the University of Virginia. How come I cain't figger out how many squares I get out of an 18 x 20 fabric quarter? Boo. Sad.
Maybe I shouldn't drink while I'm kalkyoolatin' and cipherin'. Hmm ...
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