The Bitch is Back

Lou is coming back tomorrow. Izzy's coming back, too, but she doesn't really care where she is as long as there' s food. Anyway, here are Lou's thoughts communicated to me telepathically, as we have that kind of connection:


"Oh, you want me. You want my big, fuzzy, potato-chipped ears and my big, hairy, pointy head positioned right under you left knee while you sit on the couch. You want it. Tell me you want it. Okay, don't tell me. I know you want it, and that's enough.


"Oh. Um. Yeah. That was the best Pupperoni I ever had, Anthony. Give it to me again before I have to go live with the stingy girl."