Friday, April 10, 2009

Click here for some brown fat.

At first I thought it was an article about me.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Hipppity Hoppity Easter

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Lots of good stuff today - the O'Malley Factor, ChiCouture, and Windy City Knitty are dunzo. And just got jazzed seeing this from Russell Davies. It could be the story of anything or anyone. I've been there before -- not today, though, because I'm bringing the fierce (see below).
New Day.

A little sugar in my bowl, a little Dorothy Parker in my soul. Today, I'm bringing some fierceness:

"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."

Thanks, Dorothy. And thanks to you, Kelly!

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Worse in Person! Meow, bitches!

I just went to straighten things out with the evil one from the previous post. I should have just pinched her like I said. She was worse in person. Maybe she's just unhappy generally. That would explain some things, as I don't seem to be the only one she's rubbed the wrong way. Anyway, good thing today is Reconciliation Tuesday on the Lenten calendar, because I'm going to need forgiveness for praying for her to trip and chip her tooth on the way home. I know it's wrong, but at least I didn't pray for a brick to fall on her head... okay, I did, but then I took it back.
Generally nice folk!

Except for this one gal (I was going to say lady, but that's a big generous) who I have to deal with from time to time in the course of some of my work. Why use email to bully people? To me, that's such an oxymoronic (and moronic) thing because a) we all know that people who do it over email are too afraid to do it in person and b) people like me will forward your bad behavior to everyone.

The power of ABW compels me, and it makes me want to give someone a pinch. Hard.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Laugh, or else you won't.

Stolen from The Assimilated Negro. It made my morning. I find cheese yummy, which is why I have a tummy. I like to eat cheese while I play gin rummy.