A couple of things for today.



1) I think people who spend a lot of time reminding you how hard they work are getting it wrong.

2) A great quote from yesterday: "And that's the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does, too." (Khalid Housseini, The Kite Runner) I say, amen.

3) I may very well have a reverse tapeworm. How else to explain my front butt?

4) If my life were Star Trek, I'm not entirely sure I wouldn't be a red shirt.

5) Being extra tired, not having a spicy late nite meal, makes for crazy dreams. Mine last night was that I was on a new business pitch team with Tina Fey and Juan Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter. Weird.

6) Not everyone has a redeeming quality--sometimes they're just redeeming moments.

Busted Weekend. Full of work, work and more work. Then, laundry. Then, I wanted to do something relaxing for me, so I started on this:





But then, this dog






was all up in my grill asking me what I was doing making a monkey of all things. I was all, whatevs, biotch. I need to chillax. So, I kept going.





But then, this cat





Was like, "Fool? This dog be hungry and he lonely, too, 'cuz you always at work. And I hate you." My cat's grammar is atrocious, but she also bites my feet whenever I walk by, so I listen to what she says. But, I did sneak a peek at this book





And I started making some stuff... more later.